6 (4)Kotaku reports on The World of Whorecraft a series of porn movies that feature people in armor getting it on, a feat which involves quite a bit of endurance, apparently. Reading this article kind of made us throw-up a little, but if you like this kind of thing, we supposed it’s the kind of thing you’ll like:

“People play these games and see these sexy elves, but they don’t ever get to see the elves have sex,” he said. “A lot of people try to roleplay in the game, but I decided to bring it out into the real world and do it right.”

[snip]And while the films are still most certainly hardcore porn, they do include some nice touches, like weapons and armor crafted just for the films, choreographed fight scenes, and in one of the episodes, a bear.

“That was two days of shooting, just to get the bear comfortable around everybody and it was a nightmare to do,” Dez said, laughing. “The guy we rented the bear from, he did the tigers in the movie Gladiator. He’s the body double for Russell Crowe, he’s actually in episode four.”


[Thanks to James K. for the link.]

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  1. “people in armor getting it on, a feat which involves quite a bit of endurance”

    The sex scene in Excalibur, with a fully armored Uther Pendragon on top of a completely naked Igrayne, always seemed a bit… uncomfortable.

  3. This reminds me of that scene in the first volume of Cerebus the Aardvark, when Red Sophia offers herself, unclasping her chainmail bra. “Hope they heal…”

    I could suggest a few head(wink wink)lines for this article, but will exercise restraint (HAR) and good taste.

    And didn’t at least one famous comicbook writer get his/her start writing superhero erotica online?

    Also, there are quite a few fanboys/girls in the porn industry. Jasmine St. James posed for the cover of “Cocktails in the Cantina”, a lounge version of Star Wars soundtracks. I guess a healthy imagination encourages a lot of similar things.

    That said, it’s been a while since I went to my favorite store and bought magazines in a plain brown paper bag. Heidi knows the one… across the street from the Empire State Building.

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