“Get over my hotness, Alba pleads”

200705160247 Get over my hotness, Alba pleads
“I have my own fashion style and do not try to fit in. I don’t have my breasts under my chin, I’m not showing butt cheeks, nor much legs. I don’t go for the trendiest look.”

Jessica recently claimed she wants to be a “serious actress”, and does not want her movies to be all about “me in a bikini”.

Comments

  1. the picture pretty much sums it up.

  2. “Don’t look at me! I’m hot!”

  3. So why do a hot photoshoot when making this plea?

    You’re hot Jessica. That’s an easy cross to bear. Lots of people aren’t hot and wish they were (and one day you won’t be hot, either). Take some different roles in indie movies and TV to expand your repertoir. Invest that bikini money well. You’ll be alright.

  4. Don’t worry, Alba! No one finds drooling sexy.

  5. Brilliant! The contrast between the quote and picture was genius! You’re so fun when you use your powers for evil, Heidi!

  6. But its really our choice to see her words next to such photos. She’s in a David Wain movie this year too, but because in her last three projects [which defined her fame] was playing a stripper in a Frank Miller film, a surfer and a superhero in a rubber jumpsuit, there we go with this kind of… QUESTIONING.

    Also, anonymous people say the cruelest things. Get a name yah question mark!

  7. michael says:

    Kneon, LOL!! Hysterical!! :D

  8. Alan Coil says:

    If that is really her body, she looks mighty thin.

  9. we’re seeing her skeleton because that’s a promo shot for RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER, hence the bikini.

    wink wink

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