montauk monster toast
The mystery of the strange dead beast that washed ashore on Long Island has continued to capture the imaginations of Web surfers everywhere.

Even Fox News got into the act with a photo from another angle and expert testimony that the creature is the decomposing corpse of a raccoon.

That theory would seem to match up with those of many other debunkers. For those those of you who continue to believe in either a) the sublime power of the mysterious or b) the wonders of viral marketing, there’s been a new sighting, this time on a miracle piece of toast now available on eBay. Bidding is up to a mere $1.85, so be the first to own a piece of history!