NSA scoured Azeroth for terrorists

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Edward Snowden’s leaked paper have released a lot of bombshells but none as big as this: the NSA sent agents to play World of Warcraft and Second Life in search of terrorist threats. You have to admire these agents for their dangerous immersion in worlds of trolls, night elves and avatar dress shops to keep us safe, but you never know where a threat might arise:

Online games might seem innocuous, a top-secret 2008 N.S.A. document warned, but they had the potential to be a “target-rich communication network” allowing intelligence suspects “a way to hide in plain sight.” Virtual games “are an opportunity!” another 2008 N.S.A. document declared.

But for all their enthusiasm — so many C.I.A., F.B.I. and Pentagon spies were hunting around in Second Life, the document noted, that a “deconfliction” group was needed to avoid collisions — the intelligence agencies may have inflated the threat.


So many spies playing games…I’m sure this was ALL ABOUT going into chat rooms and asking if anyone happened to be making a bomb, and not goofing off at all.

Despite the heroic measures, no threats were found, perhaps because terrorists have moved on from Second Life to far more sophisticated platforms such as Angry Birds Friends

Comments

  1. barry buchanan says:

    Ok, anybody that is looking for a high-concept idea here is one in spades.
    Let the elevator pitches commence:
    “It’s like a cross between “Wargames/Hackers” meets “Tron” meets “Monsters & Mazes” via “Lord of the Rings” With an added dash of “The Conversation” and “Enemy of the State” .

  2. Can I have my tax dollars back now, please?

  3. barry buchanan says:

    “Can I have my tax dollars back now, please?”
    Christopher, you are sooo going on a watch list somewhere ;)

  4. @Barry Heeheehee. As long as someone is reading my magazine.