Surreal "Guardian Project" may be Stan Lee's greatest achievement yet

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When it was announced that Stan Lee would be “creating” a bunch of superheroes to represent the 30 NHL hockey teams, it kind of whizzed by in the blizzard of such announcements of projects Lee was working on this year — he’s surely the world’s busiest octogenarian. However, as the characters are unveiled in anticipation of this weekend’s NHL All-Star Game where they will “come to life” via some unholy method, it’s becoming clear that these characters may in fact be his Clarinet Quintet, his Black Paintings — a twilight exploration of the themes that have preoccupied his work for a lifetime.

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Take for instance, ‘The Maple Leaf’ :

The Maple Leaf is the largest of all the Guardians. A fact made more obvious when he “grows” infinitely larger as the need arises. His body is composed entirely of wood; essentially he is a living breathing maple tree. Large roots that shoot from his feet enable him to secure himself to any surface by penetrating and forming a foothold. His branches can stretch from his forearms allowing him to snatch up the enemy or grasp innocent victims in harm’s way. He fires sticky “sap” bombs from his fingertips that trap his opponents like an insect in amber.

On top of all of this, the Maple Leaf has the super ability of chlorokinesis, basically allowing him to communicate with the plant world. The Maple Leaf, or “Trunk” as the rest of the Guardians know him, is one of the funniest of the Guardians. Always quick with a joke or a sarcastic barb, the Maple Leaf often disarms his opponents by bringing levity to tense situations. Don’t let the funny man routine fool you though, because when angered this Guardian can be particularly brutal, and this is no laughing matter.

As the Eye Weekly points out, humor is essential for a Maple Leaf mascot:

One can only assume this “levity” is the result of an embarrassing loss. Or a five-year playoff drought. Or 43 years without a Stanley Cup. Whatever the cause, it’s a relief they say laughter is the best medicine.


All of the “guardians” can be seen on the project’s Facebook page. (The artist isn’t named but looks to be Neal Adams or a variant of Adams.)

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But Lee’s vision does not stop at a tree that has muscles. There is also The Ranger….(no sense of humor here) the kind of futuristic cop we need to clean up our streets….

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and the Duck, a hockey player who surfs. (Also a bit of a rip off of the original Mighty Ducks cartoon!)

The Guardian Project is perhaps Stan’s last statement on the nature of heroism, myth, and hockey. As such it will be studied by comics scholars for years to come.

Via J. Caleb Mozzocco.

Comments

  1. If anyone can point out to me how Anaheim is anywhere near the coast, I’ll eat my hat.

  2. Neal Adams art!

  3. Mike — did you not note the word “Surreal” in the title?

  4. Anaheim = Los Angeles = California = surfing (and big trees, but that superpower was already taken).

    13 miles from Anaheim to the Huntington Beach Pier.

    Let me guess… that “lone” Ranger’s rocket bike (hmmm… where have I seen that before?) is named “Silver”? The aerodynamics are a bit clunky, considering he’s a tinkerer. And that shield… the wind resistance will catch it and probably dislocate his arm.

    I’m somewhat surprised… the Duck’s logo would have made a cool body board/shield.

    Quite a few teams can be adapted… Flames, Avalanche, Hurricane.. as well as a team of animal totems.

    There could even be a “golden age” team of forgotten heroes, like the Scout, the Baron, the Golden Seal, the Wanderer…

  5. I’d kinda like to see Stan Lee write something that doesn’t involve super-heroes or super-powered beings. He’s made his super-hero statement.

    Maybe it’s time for Stan to try some stories that skirt the edges of super-herodom, like Astro City or Marvels. He’s shown us super-heroes who have ordinary problems … maybe a few stories involving ordinary people with super problems would be apt.

  6. Rich Yan says:

    So the red white and blue guy has a shield. Did anyone see “The Florida Panther”? He has a black suit, a cape a full face mask with cat ears and he’s called “The Panther”! I assume Stan is banking on Marvel not suing him???

  7. I think the important question is; who would win in a fight between Maple Leaf and Groot? I smell crossover. Only I can’t think of a counterpart as lame as The Duck. I’ll just go with Stingray.

  8. John: Wouldn’t Howard the Duck be the obvious choice?

    Also, man, it’s way unfair that the Blues are going to be one of the last 3 revealed.

  9. Having rode the NYC subways before Rangers games, there’s something apt about a Judge Dredd clone being the mascot of the Rangers.

  10. Someday when I’m a name creator I will get paid to make up awful concepts. Someday…

  11. AnthonyX says:

    As a hockey fan, comic lover and father…..the kidsare loving them….want to know when we can get th books and action figures. Just sayin.

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