The Red Hood is definitely a MEMBER of the Bat family

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When DC released a bunch of October Bat-book covers the other day, it was quickly noticed that Starfire’s costume had gotten much smaller, a natural move for the exhibitionist alien.

It was also noticed that part of the Red Hood had gotten bigger.

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Now known as the Red Hood, Jason Todd was formerly a Robin, and we suspect the enhanced-junk in his costume is an homage to the totem of the Bat family group of titles.

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Click for the original. If you dare.

What was artist Kenneth Rocafort thinking? Maybe he is just a big fan of bats.

UPDATE: Maybe this is an homage to Burt Ward, who famously had to have his bulge supressed so as not to scandalize America.

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Comments

  1. Jay Tee says:

    I will not click the last image link. I don’t need to see other “members” of the Bat.

  2. I can’t prove it, but I’ve long suspected that the DC Universe would be less dark and violent if there were more exposed penises. (I mean actual, genital penises, not figurative ones.) There’s lots of suppression going on.

  3. It’s the cover to the Little Mermaid all over again…

  4. Joseph says:

    What happened to the DC edict stating that all women will now be wearing pants? Or was that just a rumor?

  5. DC Universe, Marc? How about The United States of America! This conservative country is scared to DEATH of naked men, LET me tell you. Ridiculous…

  6. Perhaps the new DCU has Anthony Weiner as the Red Hood.

  7. No “Under the Hood” jokes? What’s wrong with you people?

  8. “I forgot to wear my codpiece to the cover shoot, and BOY, is my hood red!”

  9. Scratchie says:

    LOL@sroman. I hate it when that happens to me!

  10. EricO says:

    Wouldn’t this have been a more appropriate scandal for Dick Grayson?

  11. It’s a more appropriate scandal for Archie.

  12. Snikt Snakt says:

    “I will not click the last image link. I don’t need to see other “members” of the Bat.”

    ROTFLOL

    thanks for letting us know that!

  13. Nice confirmation that ‘WomenWhoLoveComics’ can be as juvenile in their humor regarding Superhero Sexuality as their fanboy counterparts…

    (Well, at least those ‘WomenWhoLoveComics’ into Mainstream/Big Two fare.)

    Yay, Comic Nerddom equality?

  14. Ian Boothby says:

    You can totally see his Dick Grayson.

  15. Allen Rubinstein says:

    Is it me, or has Starfire had some work done?

  16. Dave Miller-lad says:

    Your little gray box isn’t covering everything. But then again, how could it?

  17. THAT BIG HAIRED HALF-NAKED EASY BITCH IS GETTING ON MY LAST FREKIN NERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT BIG HAIRED HALF-NAKED EASY BITCH IS GETTING ON MY LAST FREKIN NERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT BIG HAIRED HALF-NAKED EASY BITCH IS GETTING ON MY LAST FREKIN NERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT BIG HAIRED HALF-NAKED EASY BITCH IS GETTING ON MY LAST FREKIN NERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT BIG HAIRED HALF-NAKED EASY BITCH IS GETTING ON MY LAST FREKIN NERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. andrew says:

    star’s boobs look too big and nasty

  19. paulsmith says:

    im kinda okay with roy and jason but NOT starfire she doesnt fit and is acting like a slut… well she always was but shes ALOT more open about it.

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