Everything You Need to Know to Read AvX

The Avengers are fighting the X-men, yes, but why? As someone who hadn’t read any 616 Avengers or X-men for a while, would I even be able to understand Avengers vs X-men?  I figured it out and so can you – for your convenience, a (mostly AvX spoiler-free) guide to understanding Marvel’s newest comics event.

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This is a good plan, surely.

Avengers: X-Sanction: Cable comes back from a horrible future, sure that it’s all the Avengers’ fault because they killed his adopted daughter, Hope, who would have otherwise saved the world. With the Phoenix force. (Last spotted in his adopted mom, Jean Grey, and generally more prone to destroying planets than saving the world.)

Therefore he preemptively captures all the Avengers so they can’t do that. Blaquesmith, the friend who told him about the problem in the first place, and Hope, the one he’s trying to protect, set the Avengers free and tell Cable this was a terrible idea. Because… reasons. Cable is very confused.

MEANWHILE, WITH THE X-MEN…

The X-men are not all X-men. No, there are two opposing X-camps. Why? Well, it sold comics, I guess.

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Watch out! He's going to... take his toys and go home.

In an event called X-Men Schism (2011’s big event), Oya, a fourteen year old mutant, saves the X-men and some civilians, but has to kill some Hellfire Club goons to do it. Wolverine is really mad Cyclops didn’t tell her not to kill anyone. Also, Cyclops let teenage mutants fight dangerous battles! (Which is sort of how the X-men started in the 60’s, but that’s just me.) Wolverine pitches a fit and leaves, taking his supporters with him.

In the end, Cyclops’ X-men has Magneto on it (don’t ask), as well as Hope (all becomes clear). And a bunch of other mutants also picked sides, and Wolverine starts his own rival school for mutants, named after Cyclops’ dead wife, Jean Grey. BURN!

But the heart of all this is that mutants are now an endangered species. Why? It all goes back to the end of House of M (2005), when reality bending mutant and former Avenger the Scarlet Witch – aka Magneto’s daughter Wanda Maximoff – accidentally de-mutanted most mutants, leaving only several hundred active mutants with no new mutants being created. Only one new mutant was left to be born, the miracle baby Hope Summers.

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A happy childhood.

Hope was adopted by Cable and raised in the future, thanks to his time travel powers. Cable has been pretty sure all along that his daughter is the mutant messiah. See also X-Men: Messiah Complex (2007-2008), Messiah War(2009), X-Men: Second Coming (2010)… No pressure, Hopey!

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Oops.

Wanda, meanwhile, is really really sorry, you guys. (This is all you need to know from Avengers: The Children’s Crusade (2010-2011). You’re welcome.)

So, to sum up, the Avengers are annoyed at Cable for beating them up and think the Phoenix Force will destroy the world. The X-men think they’re going extinct and believe the Phoenix Force will save their species; also, they know Hope and want to save their friend. Aaaaand FIGHT.

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Comments

  1. Kevin says:

    So…they have a diplomatic discussion over pie and coffee, hug it out, and go to Disney Land? Right? Oh they use their fists because that’s what heroes do. Alrighty.

  2. Your summary of SCHISM is just about as good as it gets.

    Wolverine’s a big crybaby.

  3. Kevin says:

    I think Wolverine needs some pie.

  4. Scratchie says:

    It sounds like this article gave me more entertainment than would have any of the comics mentioned herein. Thanks for the warning.

  5. Synsidar says:

    Readers should be told why the Phoenix Force bestows its power on mutants instead of on others, especially if it didn’t create the mutants. Without that motivation, the storyline becomes “Hope and the other mutants have that dangerous power source! We have to stop them from using it!”

    SRS

  6. I see Wolverine as more of a danish kind of guy.

  7. Torsten Adair says:

    If they sit down for pie, they’ll start a pie fight because someone will disparage Jarvis’ baking skills.

    Wait a minute… Avengers, X-Men, cosmic power source… didn’t they do this in Secret Wars II?

  8. It’s time for the Beyonder again; he was almost in Children’s Crusade already.

  9. Kevin says:

    So Jarvis is The Beyonder? And creates a pie so big he can’t eat it?

  10. gerlof101 says:

    Don’t forget the psychological drama concerning old Wolvie.

    These days he has his own X-men team/school, is the leading member of the mutants own kill squad and above all is also member of the Avengers.

  11. @Brian Jacoby from Secret Headquarters Tallahassee, Florida :
    That’s good.

    @gerlof101 :
    You forgot to mention he’s started his own danish bakery, too…

    ‘Gotta merchandise the franchise, man.

  12. Harry says:

    What a mess… so glad I stopped reading after issue 300 or so.

    Ok, ok, ok, I bought the Alan Davis issues, but that’s Alan Davis! I just hope he never draws anything remotely relevant to the X-Men again, so that I won’t have to spend my money on them :)

  13. Shawn Kane says:

    The Jean Grey Bakery for Disenfranchised Mutants?

  14. Scotty K says:

    “The Jean Grey Bakery for Disenfranchised Mutants?”

    Heh. Mutant Muffins! (and possibly a Mutant Muffin Massacre, if the Blob shows up.)

    Logan Claws! (They’re like bear claws, but made with beer!)

    And, of course, Hot “X” buns for Easter.

    I think you’re onto something here.

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