If you’re extremely top-heavy, white can be a hard color to pull off; not only does it show every bulge, but it makes things look a lot bigger. If you’re stuck wearing white — because you have to wear a uniform, say — and are busty, there are still ways you can minimize your chest line.
While form-fitting spandex is not going to hide anything, a v-neckline and high collar give a more vertical line which helps slim the bustline. As Dreamstar from Gilbert Hernandez’s new female superhero epic shows, a little detail can help divert attention from your enormous hooters if your work requires you to show them off.
On the other hand, too much detail can do the opposite. A round neckline tends to emphasize a bigger bust; a rope over the top of them makes them look even huger and shows you are some kind of bondage freak. A high neckline can be good camouflage but, coupled with a cutout, provides little distraction.
A clingy fabric with an interesting cut or drape will help give a more structured look.
If you’re going to wear a necklace, be mindful of where it ends, as the effect may be to draw more attention to your problem area.
On the other hand, sometimes if you’ve got it, you’ve just got to flaunt it.
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Oh-h-ho no you don’t!!!!!
This is a trap!!!!!
“problem area”?
Let me help you with your “problem”, Ms. Hayek. (Did I say that? I am SHOCKED.)
Love that expression in the last photo!
The biggest problem (from a comics standpoint) is that an all-white suit like Dreamstar wears is not only see-through when wet, but also suggests nudity (especially in a black-and-white comic).
I think Salma Hayek would be a great Power Girl, if only she got a dye job. She’s plainly campaigning for the role. Somebody, make a movie!
SRS
My favorite comics woman in white is here:
http://www.classicsillustrated.com/pic9/ci061c.jpg
nah. On second thought, it’s Power Girl.
BATTLESTAR GALACTICA’s Katee Sackhoff may be campaigning for the role of Power Girl as well. She certainly has the hair and the personality for Kara Zor-L, but she may require some…um…er…CGI enhancement.
http://www.daemonstv.com/images/scifi/katee_sackhoff2.jpg
Heidi MacDonald, the Tim Gunn of Comics…
If a woman in white married the man in black, would their kids ware gray?
Was yesterday Labor Day or something?
Saaaaalma.
And now we know… and knowing is half the battle.
Go Joe!
Thanks for starting my morning off right.
Those are some fabulous boobs! ;D
Salma Hayek = Love & Rockets for the win!
Why isn’t that movie being made?
More posts like this!
What a bunch of pigs…
we…
men are.
The sight of breasts like those does trigger a response, whether you look to evolutionary psychology or to sociobiology for the reason. But a woman is much more than the sum of her parts.
SRS
I love the way Salma has such a great sense of humor about her boobs. She always shows them off with a slyness that somehow keeps her above objectification, I think. She OWNS her endowment.
comix journalism is teh awesomz! thanks 4 setting the bar so high, Heidi!
Clive Owen and Gerard Butler aren’t doing anything interesting?
I’m just running what they give me, Kevin.
Oh god. Is this about me wearing my new white button down shirt to work yesterday? Damn, you LL Bean!
There’s abundant research into the human body and evolved responses to various stimuli. The argument one repeatedly sees that pictures of muscular men are the equivalent of pictures of curvy, large-breasted women might be based on the idea that the physically strongest male in a group will be the alpha male of the group, allowing him to choose the woman he desires. But that might not be the case, according to research.
Could Bugs Bunny be an alpha male?
Some feminists take a dim view of explanations for sexist attitudes based on evolutionary psychology; see, for example this:
and this:
Research into biological explanations for preferences for body types can seem exotic, if not weird:
But such explanations could be right.
SRS
She’s got it, oh baby she’s got it…..
(She’s my Venus, she’s my fire, my one desire….)
Gilbert is the king of drawing hot women. Fritz, Luba, Pipo, Doralis.
Steven R. Stahl Said:
“…whether you look to evolutionary psychology or to sociobiology for the reason.”
I don’t think about it too much. While all the pictures and drawings above portray attractive women, I don’t put much time into looking at them. However…
I just spent quite a bit of time scrolling through the pictures of Charisma Carpenter at imdb.
Thas alls I’m sayin’.
I’m confused. Is the thesis here that women with large breasts *shouldn’t* show them off? Because I can’t quite wrap my mind around that idea.
Mr. A says “a is a” or in this case, “dd is dd.”